Stories: Revenge of The Dynamite Tree
If you're a mother and you can't drive, how are you going to send your kids to school many kilometers away? Some mothers choose to hire a driver, while others take a boat or an aeroplane. This mother that you're about to meet, straps her kids onto high explosives and rockets them to destination. She is known by many names, such as the sandbox tree, the monkey-no-climb tree, or more accurately, the dynamite tree. In fact, her Latin name Hura crepitans literally translates as the cracking (sound of explosion) tree.
Hura crepitans (Euphorbiaceae). |
Inspired by the dynamite tree's mind blowing strategy, I was determined to collect as many seedpods as possible for experimentation. Despite being native to the Amazon rainforest, Hura crepitans is widely cultivated in parks and gardens of Malaysia as an ornamental shade tree. Finding a tree isn't hard, but getting to its explosive seedpods can be tricky. That's how my dear aunt learnt it the hard way, and this is her remarkable story with the dynamite tree.
Hura crepitans, seedpod. |
Just so you know, my aunt is an avid gardener who fancies all sorts of exotic ornamental plants. She was on a mission to collect me the infamous seedpods of Hura crepitans. In fact, she got herself a secret weapon, which was an umbrella! Not to shield herself from kaboom, but to hook the dangling Hura seedpods that were few meters tall, taller than an average adult. We have a huge row of dynamite trees right in front of the Penang Botanic Gardens, so target was within reach. Unfazed by unpredictably loud boom, coupled with her sharp eyes and secret weapon, the bomb was quickly rendered on the ground. A piece of cake, but fate has other plans. As my aunt squatted down to collect her prize, the dynamite seedpods decided that it's time to explode. Boom! (actually it sounds like a crack) and so it went, bits and pieces were scattered here and there. The seedpod was gone, now what? Frustrated, my poor aunt stood up and instinctively leaned her hand onto the dynamite tree's trunk... Oh my gawd, Ooouchhhhh !!!
Dynamite tree trunk. Note the sharp woody thorns. |
What a bummer! I suppose we will forever remember that a dynamite tree is also called monkey-no-climb for good reasons. We might need extra thick gloves instead of an umbrella next time. No more next time for my aunt unfortunately, she's had enough HaHaHa. But don't worry, I've collected more dynamite pods myself following this enlightening experience. Join me to thank my aunt again for her sacrifice and don't lean on any Malaysian street trees without careful inspection of its trunk.
Hura crepitans, flower. |
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